Luigi Sues VR Company Over “Haunted Mansion” Experience—Claims Ghosts Were Too Real
By Lakitu Cloudsworth, Legal & Investigative Editor
In what is being called “the spookiest lawsuit since Boo v. Pac-Man”
#RespectTheShell #PipePostPicks
Cross-World Fighting Tournament Causes Chaos in Game Nexus
By Chun-Li Strikes | Combat & Sports Bureau
Fighters from all game eras converge in the Game Nexus for a tournament that leaves glitches in its wake. Reality tears and frame rate drops reported across multiple dimensions as combatants clash.
#CrossWorldChaos #ExtraLifeNews
Hyrule's Rupee Crisis: Link's Pot-Smashing Blamed for Inflation
By Link Arrowfield | Economic Analysis Desk
Economists in Hyrule point to centuries of adventurers breaking pottery and looting homes as the primary cause of the kingdom's economic instability. Village merchants demand reform.
#RetroToModern #GameEconomy
Sonic Receives 47 Speeding Tickets in Green Hill Zone
By Lakitu Cloudsworth | Transportation & Safety
Local authorities have installed speed cameras throughout Green Hill Zone after years of complaints. The Blue Blur contests every ticket, claiming he was chasing Dr. Robotnik at the time.
#SpeedDemon #PipePostPicks
Pokémon Union Demands Better Working Conditions, Healthcare
By Princess Peach Blossom | Social Justice Correspondent
Organized Pokémon across all regions are calling for mandatory rest periods between battles, proper medical care beyond simple Potion usage, and the right to refuse battle commands.
#PokémonRights #ExtraLifeNews